It’s on my bucket list.
… but when someone compares their Facebook angst to the shooting that happened 3 days ago, I feel disgusted, and also the need to call them on their general self-centered bullshit. When someone says “why don’t I just kill myself?” (again, on Facebook) my instinct is to reply “Go for it. You wont.” Because they really wont. They’re looking for pity when they put something like that up. Maybe they’re looking for abuse. I don’t know.
I bet someday, I’m going to say “Go for it” to the wrong person. And then they actually do climb a clocktower or make a hangmans noose or something. Then I’ll be the asshole.